The more I drink...

If you know what I’m waiting for

hurry your ass up, it’s too quiet over here.

Clash of the Gods

(Erol Otus, from AD&D Deities & Demigods, TSR, 1980.)

Two Face kitten!

But how will he flip a coin with no thumbs

This is the important question

Time to suck today’s dick

let’s just hope I’m doing demo, nothing like breaking walls for the girl you love.

**UPDATE: Love is not appropriate term, however fuck it, yolo.

i almost had a threesome last night all i needed was two more people